Random March

Somehow, even though I've spent most of my life in Michigan, I had never shot a gun until I was 28 years old.

Even though I was offered women, drugs, and the chance to shoot guns last time I was in Manila. (I'm not sure where you'd actually go for something like that in a city so densely populated. I can only imagine what it would be like to get stoned and shoot hookers.)*

March is still going, but this is some of what has been going on, so far.

*I don't condone shooting hookers for sport. Maybe that's where the term "trophy wife" comes from. I don't know.**

**If you shoot hookers, it should be for their meat. Boil them first.