TV

If I ever got the chance to, I would make a TV sitcom called 'Fetus Facts.' It would revolve around the life and times of an unborn aborted fetus, Fetus, and the various hijinks that seem to follow him. MC Chris would voice Fetus, Zach Galifianakis would play Fetus's rarely sober but surprisingly insightful roommate, Dave, and Morgan Freeman would narrate. It would air every Monday at 6pm on Comedy Central, followed by 'Hobo Samurai' at 6:30.