I have been procrastinating the shit out of writing this.

So, here's the deal. No Bikes 7 (see trailer for it after the jump) is probably about the best damn thing you're going to be able to get for five dollars. Those four and a half McChickens you were thinking about getting can wait until next week (I mean, there really isn't anything all that cool about diarrhea anyway).

In this current age of drama shit talkers (read "youth of The Come Up generation"), two and a half minute edits filled with triple backflip tuck YMCA's and pooping while manualing, liability lawsuits, and pretty much everything else that's bad about biking and videos/edits as of late... well, NB7 is a breath of fresh air. I really truly enjoyed it--start to finish.

Not a speck of improperly used gangster rap even came close to touching this--unlike most videos, for some reason. Buy it. Buy it, now. (And check out their blog [which, coincidentally also has the little web edit from Northern Embassy that I posted to the shop's bmx page on FB].)